Sunday, August 17, 2008

The truth about Michael Phelps

Jesus doesn't walk on water.

He stands on Michael Phelps' back. 




I am also of the opinion that Michael Phelps is not ready for full-on facial hair. He kinda looks like Dustin Diamond in this one.


Its too bad he suffers from the same thing Beckham does: an amazing body paired with an unfortunate voice. If only he didn't have a lisp! *shakes fist*

2 comments:

KTP said...

I KNOW! His voice is frakking awful. When he first opened his mouth, I just stared at the television with this pathetic look of disappointed wistfulness and disdain. Terrible, terrible voice.

Unknown said...

people always critized those who can do great things, when they can not. He is a young man who has accomplished more in his life than you every will. It's too bad your so shallow you can't see past your petty comments!