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I both love and hate craigslist.

I love it because I can sometimes find awesome stuff for free or really really cheap.

I hate it because when I list things people never show up to get them or they call/text about them at 2 O'CLOCK IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING!!!! What the frak?!? Who thinks its okay to text a complete stranger at 2am?

I'm going back to sleep now.

I just found this poem today and totally forgot I wrote it. It made me giggle. And, let's be honest, I need a good giggle.

To Lint

There’s no escape from you

Do you think I like having you

turn up in the worst places? When he goes to cop

a feel and his hand pulls back in disgust?

What is that?

Just ignore it, sweetie, and follow through.

Uh, I think I better go.

No one likes a clinger and you’re the worst kind.

I wear my new black suit to impress the top

floor bigwigs and what do you do? Ruining

my chances of a corner office by making a fool out of me.

Now I am “Unkempt Kathy” from Public Relations.

(This name will remain popular until Darlene,

from Accounting, earns the suffix “Downtown”)

See what you have done to me?

With your clinging, dirty image?

Destroyed my reputation at work and in the sack.

Damn you, you dirty, leftover, hanger-on!

Desperate Times...

So apparently my parents have decided to claim me on their taxes this year, which brings my return down to a whopping $128 (it was $1,075). Thus, I've become desperate.

Please donate to Bonnie's Europe Fund!

You will even be rewarded!

$1 = 1 hug from me when next we meet (optional if you're discomforted by human touch)
$5 = Postcard/letter from me during my travels
$10 = a lovely trinket from one of the countries we will be visiting (England, Ireland, Scotland & France)
+ $10 = My undying gratitude for life and I will make a little YOU to take with me on my trip. Upon my return you'll receive a copy of all the pictures of little YOU in Europe!

Please donate by February 27th. THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Plasma fail

So my veins are too little for plasma donations. Now I have to figure out another way to make the $$$ I need for Europe.