There are no words.

So, if you are unaware of our connection to the word Gooch, you need to read this.

Well, this morning whilst checking the various blogs that I read, I came upon a post discussing euphemisms for the word prostate. As I read all the readers' comments, I came upon this little jewel:

I’ve recently learned the term “gooch”, referring to “guy cooch”, which apparently means the taint. (Learned from my cousin who formerly had the nickname “Gooch”. Until he learned the term.)

Needless to say, I couldn't stop laughing. I even woke up my sister to tell her because this just needed to be shared.