And people think the Rewards card isn't worth it...

Some guy came into the store today and purchased like 80 items that had just been marked down to a dollar. His total came out to around $93 and he had $95 in Borders Bucks. He saved a total of $2400. I wish I could do that. 

Although, he would have had to have spent $2850 in order to earn said Borders Bucks. So, its a toss up really on whether I would want to do that. 

I have to analyze one of my fellow classmate's poems and its horrible. I can read poems about sex. That's fine. But this one is ridiculous. Its like if Chuck Palahniuk wrote a sex poem. There is no grace, no emotion, and no point. And the writing leaves a lot to be desired. Clearly I am not a huge fan of Chuck's writing. But he is quite amusing in person. 

Anyway, now I am stuck with the tasks of telling this person that their poem is crap. Plus I have to write my own poem to be workshopped next Thursday. I have no ideas.