Nigga said WHAT?!

I'm still trying to piece together the events of last night. However, of one thing I am ABSOLUTELY SURE: I did NOT defecate all over Amanda's bathroom/carpet. 

And I cannot believe he thought anyone would believe it was me. What a fucktard. 

But seriously, my memory gets all blurry after Patrick and Heather left. 

Oh man, I like getting drunk on occasion, but its still best when its with K2.

1st day back as a seller: busy.