25 things you do not need to know about me.

1. My normal state when I hate someone is exactly the same as my normal state when I like you. You would never know. 

2. I am absolutely obsessed with E! True Hollywood Stories. I have seen most if not all. 

3. I have stopped buying DVDs cause I realized that I was in that consumerist mindset that I buy simply to have and not to actually appreciate. My last dvd purchase: Camp Rock (and it is still in the bag).

4. In four days, I will have been working at the bookstore for two years exactly. Thank you Ken.

5. I have a wife, am separated from my homosexual husband, and have a sancha whom I oft travel with.

6. One of my favorite things to do is critique what other people have written.

7. I have stopped two people from killing themselves.

8. I have repressed/forgotten 96% of my childhood.

9. I still have my V-card and will only cash it in at a quality establishment.

10. I once wanted to be a fashion designer. I still get emails from FIDM. 

11. I can't visualize my future. This sometimes makes me think that I, in fact, have no future. 

12. I have attended four colleges in the past four and a half years. 

13. I have spent hundreds of dollars on high heeled shoes. I do not wear high heeled shoes on a regular basis. I actually almost never wear these shoes. 

14. I have never left this country. 

15. There is a moment in the movie The Queen when in frustration Tony Blair says, "Someone needs to save these people from themselves" (or something like that). This line pops into my head almost daily while dealing with the people around me. 

16. I have a strange fascination with natural disasters. My ideal death is watching a tsunami pull back the ocean whilst standing on the beach. 

17. My greatest literary work is a three page piece of fanfiction that stars Riddick from Pitch Black. Its amazing. 

18. If I had to choose between throwing up for 5 minutes straight or death, I would always, always, always choose death.

19. I love kittens, but hate cats. And either way I hate lolcats. 

20. I once tried to construct a swimming pool in my backyard. It turned into a mudpit. Which was even awesomer!

21. You don't know me.

22. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

23. I am fascinated by what typos reveal about people. Thank you sancha for this one: "We've already discussed my opinions about poetry so you know I feel." 

25. I am obsessed with infomercials. As a result I received Mighty Putty as a Christmas gift. It works!

Moving on.

Nate was talking to me about this sketch the other day. It really is reminiscent of a day at work.
Its more audio than video. Sorry.