I have pretty much moved to http://drunkonwriting.tumblr.com

You can find my list of expensive and somewhat reasonable things I want for my birthday there.

I'm about 99.6% sure nobody reads this anymore because of the great tumblr migration.

Kellie as Benjamin Franklin

My Ongoing Wishlist

There's only two things on there so far, but we got time. My birthday is only 6 months away...

New Year! New Resolutions to Not Accomplish!

So here's my list of things that I want to accomplish but probably won't because I am lazy.

• Not be poor
• Get published in some sort of literary forum
• Take my GRE test
• Apply and get accepted to Michener College at The University of Texas in Austin for my MFA in Creative Writing (If I only accomplish one thing on this list PLEASE let this be it)
• Not be poor
• Write more
• Get in shape
• Connect more with friends. Especially those whom I have not seen in a while.
• Save up enough money to afford some sort of trip either in summer or autumn
• Date (<--this has become important in lieu of the recent string of engagements and weddings amongst my friends)
• Not be poor

That's pretty much it. I really super want to be a Longhorn so that's one resolution I don't find myself failing at. However, the desire to not be poor is at least 50% dependent on outside influences such as work, bills, and my awful luck. Hopefully I can at least accomplish UT and getting in shape. Dating would be an added bonus, but again thats 50% dependent on someone being attracted to me in the first place.

We'll see how it goes in 2011, but rest assured I'll MAKE IT WORK!

2011

This year's motto: Make It Work

We're gonna Tim Gunn the shit out of 2011!

That is all.

What do you want for Christmas?

I am having an unusually hard time figuring out gifts for people so you're just gonna have to tell me. Yes, you.

If you're curious about what I want well here's some ideas: